Which street sign would YOU steal?

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01/12/2014 at 15:58 • Filed to: None

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Obviously the vast majority of you wouldn't actually do it even if given the opportunity, because you're good people (or something resembling that). But hypothetically of course, what is the one street sign you would love to have?

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Personally, I'm always super tempted to swipe these little "3-WAY" signs. Yes, I am that immature.


DISCUSSION (37)


Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Rainbow
01/12/2014 at 16:05

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A Stop sign would be cool, however being on the hook for manslaughter if somebody runs that stop and kills another person outweighs any real desire for one.


Kinja'd!!! Hoccy > Rainbow
01/12/2014 at 16:10

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I've actually stolen one of these, the no parking one:

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Obviously alcohol was involved, and it was just a loose sign used for roadworks. We put it in the middle of my friends garden. It's a long time ago. When I think about it me and my friends actually got another one, but that was just a plastic one like this:

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We also moved a sign to the middle of the street, we thought it was more correct that way.


Kinja'd!!! D > Rainbow
01/12/2014 at 16:11

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This questions really speaks to me, because the only thing I truly want to steal is various road signs. They would make awesome wall art.

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I'd take local route signs like the one above; CA Hwy 9 is possibly my favorite road in the world. I'd also take a 236 and a 35 one.


Kinja'd!!! Slant6 > Rainbow
01/12/2014 at 16:14

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I really want one of these


Kinja'd!!! Slant6 > Hoccy
01/12/2014 at 16:15

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That Saab


Kinja'd!!! TurboSloth > Slant6
01/12/2014 at 16:19

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There's an old abandoned military "base" thing, where they used to keep tanks and stuff from WWII that has a bunch of these signs just lying around. They converted the old grounds into a soccer field.


Kinja'd!!! Team6.1 > Rainbow
01/12/2014 at 16:21

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From Area 51

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Kinja'd!!! Slant6 > TurboSloth
01/12/2014 at 16:24

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There is a dam near me that is run by the US ARMY Engineer Corps that has these in the woods and on the river for a half mile radius. I tried to steal one when the road was closed once but got caught and had to escspe.


Kinja'd!!! XJDano > Rainbow
01/12/2014 at 16:25

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I-69


Kinja'd!!! TurboSloth > Slant6
01/12/2014 at 16:28

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Maybe you should just ask nicely?


Kinja'd!!! McMike > Rainbow
01/12/2014 at 16:31

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This one.

(If the annotation is inaccurate, this is what I meant)

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Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Team6.1
01/12/2014 at 16:32

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Oooh, good call!


Kinja'd!!! Bandit > Rainbow
01/12/2014 at 16:40

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I have a stop sign from the 80s already, so I want something unusual like golf cart crossing.


Kinja'd!!! dropthatclutch > Rainbow
01/12/2014 at 16:41

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Back in college I had a horrible habit of stealing signs. My worst was pulling a stop sign out of the ground and dragging it home. I also had the standard "No Dumping" sign in the bathroom. 30mph speed limit sign. A half dozen random street signs. I'm not proud of it but I wish I had kept them after college.


Kinja'd!!! M54B30 > Team6.1
01/12/2014 at 16:46

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I swear I bet there's nothing unusual there but the AF puts up extra signs like those just to keep the conspiracy theorists interested


Kinja'd!!! With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username > Rainbow
01/12/2014 at 16:47

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I know a guy who stole several road signs in college 25 years ago, was arrested, and then had it all dropped because of some particularly graceful cops.
To this day, he has a felony arrest on his record. Doesn't matter that there was no trial or conviction; the arrest is somehow on his record and visible to those who search.
It was not worth it.


Kinja'd!!! M54B30 > Rainbow
01/12/2014 at 16:48

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We have signs out here that I'd never seen before. Stuff like "Mountain Lion Crossing" "Bighorn Ram Crossing" and some others that I can't recall. I made my thoughts known about this sign when we stopped at a rest stop


Kinja'd!!! IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK > Rainbow
01/12/2014 at 17:20

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I "may" have taken one of these in High School. And it "might" still be in my possession.

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Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > Rainbow
01/12/2014 at 17:23

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Because I am 12 and I grew up on this road.

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Kinja'd!!! f86sabre > Rainbow
01/12/2014 at 17:30

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These two would work for me. By the way, Trier is a nice little town. It once was a Roman capital and it has all the expected goodies.

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This is the sign at Sunset Beach on St Maarten. Some of the best plane watching in the world.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > Rainbow
01/12/2014 at 17:58

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I have a really unusual last name, and there is actually a street named after my great uncle or some such. So I desire that sign with the family name on it.


Kinja'd!!! The Old Man from Scene 24 > Rainbow
01/12/2014 at 18:22

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Unfortunately, you'd have to fly to Thailand first...

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Kinja'd!!! Katsumoto > Rainbow
01/12/2014 at 18:49

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http://www.ebay.com/itm/REAL-3-WAY…

theres the Ebay listing for the 3way sign .. No stealing needed.


Kinja'd!!! You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > Rainbow
01/12/2014 at 21:51

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Do I need to explain myself, or is saying I'm 12 enough?


Kinja'd!!! Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Katsumoto
01/12/2014 at 22:10

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$11.96 Shipping, though.


Kinja'd!!! 911e46z06 > Rainbow
01/12/2014 at 23:38

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Kinja'd!!! DollaMoneyAve > Rainbow
01/13/2014 at 00:12

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This is mine, I win.

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Kinja'd!!! DollaMoneyAve > DollaMoneyAve
01/13/2014 at 00:20

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I wish I saw this post yesterday. I've got a small collection of these, each one different, each with it's own story.


Kinja'd!!! Rainbow > DollaMoneyAve
01/13/2014 at 01:17

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That is awesome! I just have an "Area Is Under Video Surveillance" one from a parking garage. It fell off the wall and landed on my hood, so I decided that it was fair enough. :P


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Rainbow
01/13/2014 at 14:34

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Kinja'd!!! Katsumoto > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
01/13/2014 at 16:57

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I didn't see that but it's still 20 bucks VS the chance at getting caught taking it off.

I'm sure it's bolted on, so you'd need tools.


Kinja'd!!! wizkashifa > Rainbow
01/13/2014 at 21:41

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All the road signs around my school have been nicely defaced. We have "don't STOP the music," and "STOP stds." Stds being a slur on our schools initials of St. D's. Not saying what the D is.


Kinja'd!!! wizkashifa > McMike
01/13/2014 at 21:43

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Kinja'd!!! GreenN_Gold > Team6.1
01/21/2014 at 19:02

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Way to call their bluff on the photography restriction!


Kinja'd!!! GreenN_Gold > thebigbossyboss
01/21/2014 at 19:04

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It's practically your birthright, after all.


Kinja'd!!! Team6.1 > GreenN_Gold
01/22/2014 at 01:30

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I had to use no flash and a long exposure with no tripod. Took multiple attempts to get a clean shot. I was like, any second now they're gonna come get me.


Kinja'd!!! lie2me > Rainbow
01/22/2014 at 08:08

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